[Leisler]

I only know two Chinese phrases.

fivetenminet!
and,
nosubstatuuins!

[Larry Lucido]

“fivetenminet!”

LOL! “We have very good special tonight.”

[CougarGA7]

I want to get one of those handheld translation machines. This way when I go to an authentic Chinese restaurant I can speak into it “Chicken Chow Mien” hit a button and it will tell the waiter “Number 5”