We missed one somehow but the rest of FR had fun with this troll.
If you were from the US, then your English teachers would need to be pilloried for obvious dereliction of duty.
Ask your PLA bosses to buy the following for you: Hooked on Phonics, Dick and Jane, and The King's English. Gad's, all that money from selling cheap plastic s**t and they still can't afford to pay for decent instruction in the English language.