[Stoat]

More squirrel news:

Squirrels go nuts on crack (addicts hide drugs in gardens; our furry friends dig it up)

Great Britain Top Lakeland restaurant serves up Peking duck-style squirrel pancakes

Additional mutant news:

Stalin's mutant ape army (Yes, it's what you think)

[Stoat]

Testosterone-fuelled mutant black squirrels ping

[stevio]

I guess it would be considered racist if the grey squirrels were taking out the black squirrels?

[arderkrag]

STOP BLACK ON GREY CRIME!!!

[OB1kNOb]

I get a lot of enjoyment watching a family of black squirrels that forage close to my deer stand. I have seen one on rare occasions over the years I’ve hunted but last year I saw and counted four at one time. Really unusual.

[LongElegantLegs]

Increasing numbers of brown-black squirrels are also being produced as a result of breeding between the two species.

So, it's mutated into an entirely different species? Or do I misunderstand?

[Wonder Warthog]

"Three years ago, a pack of Russian black squirrels bit to death a stray dog in a Russian park. They were said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh."

Gee--maybe Jimmy Carter was right about that rabbit after all.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think their idol is on my desk.

[Deaf Smith]

"Three years ago, a pack of Russian black squirrels bit to death a stray dog in a Russian park."

It was a Mob hit.

Nothing personal, just business.

[DustyMoment]

Obviously a racist article blaming everything on the African-England squirrels.

/sarc

[JZelle]

Obviously the black squirrels don’t believe in grey rights.

[17th Miss Regt]

I have heard of Africanized killer bees before, but never Africanized killer squirrels.

[Red Badger]

Once you go black, you’ll never go back!...........

[JDoutrider]

I... Ain’t ... gonna... say ... it ... !

Don’t ...wanna ... be ... banned...

[Hot Tabasco]

They are also common in some parts of North America.

A squirrel is a squirrel regarless of their color. For some reason, Detroit is full of the black ones...Seriously!

Squirrels in Detroit are quite smart, it's very common to watch them climb telephone poles then walk the lines over streets to get to the other side thus avoiding the cars.....LOL!

[mysterio]

The small town next to mine is populated entirely with black squirrels while all of the surrounding towns have brown ones. I’ve always wondered how that happened.

[TexasRepublic]

There goes the neighborhood. The grey-flight to the suburbs has already begun, even as the black squirrels are screaming disenfranchisement.

[Alouette]

We have red squirrels here. Lately I’ve noticed black squirrels too. They’re smaller than the reds, I think they are from Canada.

[pnh102]

GNAP!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

We’re doomed.

[Question_Assumptions]

Ninja squirrels. Just what the world needs.