“Or to compost and feed kids?”
Soylent Green is people!
I saw one of the supermarket scandal sheets on the checkstand a little while ago; one of the lower lines said “Paris to wed Benji” or something like that. The harried cashier got a good laugh when I pointed it out and said that I always figured she’d marry a dog. And I hope this dog can feed himself, because she starved the other one to death. ;’)