Report: Lindsay Lohan Warns Ashley Olsen to Stay Away From 'Girlfriend'

Fox News ^ | 4/22/08 | staff

[driftdiver]

“Now look at this girl”

Well ok, if you insist. Very cute and shows what clean living can do for ya.

[Calpernia]

I think I’m locking my daughter up now until she is 35.

[rabscuttle385]

I would have never thought! Now look at this girl

Guilty as charged.

Lindsay Lohan was one helluva cutie when she starred in The Parent Trap in the late '90s, but now she's a stupid spoiled whore a la Paris Hilton in South Park.

And yes, I am allowed to say all of this, as I'm Lindsay's age, give or take a few months.

[taraytarah]

"For this Prize??"

Why the heck would anyone think she's messed up?? /s

[chopperman]

Ronson was once nice. My money says she's now an addict.

Before:

After:

[tlb]

I notice in all these Ronson pics posted she is making the same gang signs. Is there a precise definition for its meaning?

[RandallFlagg]

Popstar

Funny video. Read the lyrics.

[Kozak]

C-C-Cat Fight!

[Hacksaw]

Lohan is a tramp that looks twice her age. Those Marlyn Monroe pictures she did weren't even in the same league as the real thing. No talent, no brain, but if you sleep with everyone and look cute you can make it in Hollywood.

Part of the problem is Li-Ho's mom Dina, the "party mom".

[beaversmom]

Found this:

Blacks Angered By Harold Ford Jr.’s Bride Choice
http://bigheaddc.com/category/emily-threlkeld/

[Hyzenthlay]

Um, it basically means “I’m a rich, upper-class white kid who thinks I can look all ‘ghetto’ and black and therefore ‘cool’ by making this hand sign” when used in that context.

[netmilsmom]

Dad has begun to build a high tower in the back and I’m cutting their hair..

[netmilsmom]

Exactly!

I think it’s the “Mom and DAD” in her life. Dads are so important in a girl’s life! Even big stars!

[netmilsmom]

That video is the BEST!!!!

[netmilsmom]

>>And yes, I am allowed to say all of this, as I’m Lindsay’s age, give or take a few months. <<

Well, and it’s true!

[L98Fiero]

I was under the impression that DJ was Lohan’s smack connection.

[Pistolshot]

What I do with the 16 yr old when a date arrives is......shake their hand....ask their name.....and in front of them.....write it on a 12ga 00 buck shell.

Next I say...."Respect her and I won't have to use this on you."

It solves a LOT of problems.

[Calpernia]

I'll incorporate the buck shell with a tower, and a moat, possibly anti aircraft missiles on the roof, and maybe some barb wire....

[AppyPappy]

Nah, she an emo alpha female and Lohan is infatuated with someone who is “grounded” in an ungrounded way. Lohan never went to middle school so she is doing it now.

Olsen looks like something you would see standing beside Sally Strothers with a bowl in her hand. That initimidates a person like Lohan.

[dangus]

You screwed up. You meant to post Ronson, but you accidentally posted Eminem.

(Right? Please tell me that’s Eminem!)

Hehehe.