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4. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself. I'll sit down a pee like a girl. But you have to flush the toilet every time you pee. (You are not saving any water, because I'm going to flush it anyway before I use it. Twice.)And let's BOTH close the LID. I don't want my dog drinking from the toilet. The issue I always have with the toilet is the lid being up. I remember taking a picture of my dog when I was a kid. Someone had left the toilet open and the first thing anyone noticed in the picture was the toilet in the background. Since then, the toilet lid is put down after use. 8. Ask for directions I was with a good friend of mine at a book store once. I was wondering where a particular section was. It was strange for me to not see him wander around looking for more than a minute before he asked someone. . Don't ask me what I'm thinking. If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking.Same friend as mentioned in the above section has said it's funny that women think men have some deep thoughts going, when it is probably nothing more than deciding what they want for dinner. 16. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong" How about trying to be on my side from time to time? Ah! But, I know my husband is one who says his way is always the right way. We just stopped arguing about it. 20. Wendy's is not considered a romantic dinner for two. It is compared to the snack bar at Wal-mart. And I guess you didn't think Black Hawk Down was a romantic movie, either. "Where do you want to eat?" "I don't know. It doesn't matter." We drive around. Two hours later the only thing open -- Wendy's. Now, when it starts my husband will say, "Let's just go with Wendy's now and sve us the trouble.

8. Ask for directions

I was with a good friend of mine at a book store once. I was wondering where a particular section was. It was strange for me to not see him wander around looking for more than a minute before he asked someone.

Here's a theory: Men don't want to be fed, they want to hunt. Finding it for yourself is much more satisfying somehow.

I rarely ask for help when shopping, because I get annoyed with having to justify myself:

Me: "Do you have a 3/4-inch galvanized elbow?"

Salesdork: "What are you trying to do?"

Me: "I'm trying to buy a 3/4-inch galvanized elbow!"

Geez! In what twisted model of quantum physics does my intended purpose affect the likelihood of an item being in stock? You'd think I was trying to buy Schrödinger a new cat.