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Madonna's Husband Started Eating Cookies, Stopped Wanting Sex
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| Tuesday, April 15, 2008
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Posted on 04/16/2008 6:02:49 AM PDT by Pistolshot
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To: Fawn
“Ederly? She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?”
According to Wikipedia, you are correct. She is only 50. But a half century of whoring and drugs can really take a toll. I frankly don’t give a damn what her hubby does, but I suspect it is the poolboy.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:18:00 AM PDT
by
exile
("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
To: Pistolshot
I don't need to be on a cookie diet to NOT want to have sex with Madonna.
Her self righteous, gap toothed, fake english accent does it for me...
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:18:05 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: Pistolshot
“Not tonight, honey, it was the ... ah ... the cookies! Yeah, that’s the ticket! the cookies. Sorry honey.”
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:18:16 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
To: Fawn
No, but I like the sound of it. How about a Chips Ahoy diet or a pecan Sandies diet. Now we are talking.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:19:58 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: Pistolshot
No wonder my wife just ordered me 20 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.
To: Fawn
“She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?”
Ya, pretty much would be a good idea. Or maybe two 25 year olds. That equals 50 right.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:25:16 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: Pistolshot
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:32:54 AM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: ken21
I think the cookies caused his brain chemicals to get back in balance, resulting in him seeing that she really is a skank.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:36:56 AM PDT
by
flying_bullet
(El Conservo tribe member)
To: 50sDad
I thought that was what he said about having sex with Whoppie Goldberg. Doesn't matter, probably always true for Ted regardless of who he's talking about.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:40:39 AM PDT
by
GBA
( God Bless America!)
To: Holicheese
I’d love to see pix of all the big mouths in here.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:52:13 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Judge Judy Rules.)
To: Fawn
I’d love to see pix of all the big mouths in here.
Good point.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:56:30 AM PDT
by
mysterio
To: Fawn
A.k.a. "stevio"
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:01:16 AM PDT
by
stevio
(Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
To: Fawn
You can see my picture on my profile. Imo, I look like a 41-year-old woman who’s had a lot of kids and needs a haircut.
This doesn’t change the fact that Madonna looks like a plastinated corpse.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:07:02 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
To: DogBarkTree
She looks more like Willem Dafoe than Iggy Pop.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:23:29 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: GBA
Well Whoopi has confessed to having 6 or 7 abortions, a decision that she tells us she never took lightly but seems to have lost track of.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:24:46 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: Fawn
I think you need to switch to decaf. You are a bit high strung today! And yes, I am extremely handsome!
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:25:00 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: Tax-chick
I think Madonna looks great....she’s not skinny skinny and she works out every day and eats right. She looks super healthy to me. I heard she snacks on asparagus. I envy how she looks...course.....I’d rather have her money.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:26:28 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Judge Judy Rules.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:27:26 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: Fawn
Okay. No accounting for taste. Presumably her husband found her attractive, as well - at least until he ate too many high-fiber cookies.
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:33:48 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
To: Holicheese
"No, but I like the sound of it. How about a Chips Ahoy diet or a pecan Sandies diet. Now we are talking." Shortbread cookies (Melba Doone) are akin to ambrosia of the gods...:-)
Now if only they weren't so horrendously bad for my health...:-(
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posted on
04/16/2008 7:41:22 AM PDT
by
EnigmaticAnomaly
(Proud member of the largest 'Hate Group' in the USA...The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy")
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