[Diana in Wisconsin]

Well, if you build it, they WILL come!

This just cracks me up. Enviros want to create habitat to co-exist with Nature. Nature pesters these kind-hearted Enviros by trying to take over the habitat that was CREATED FOR THEM in the first place...Enviros get mad, LOL! Dorks.

[armymarinemom]

We have a flock of turkey's return every year. So far they leave us alone and just move out of the way if you are out in our yard.

[Sax]

I sentence thee to 4 hours at 325 degrees.

[Mercat]

We have wild turkeys and feral ginnies in the neighborhood of our little farm. I love them. They eat ticks. That’s all I need to know. I think I’ll start putting out poultry food.

[martin_fierro]

When you're driving down the highway at night
And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind

[Baladas]

Well, sounds like they have over a month to go. It IS funny to think of all those postal workers being on high alert against these turkeys every day - I think they ought to be able to arm themselves.