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To: Two Thirds Vote Aye
Hannity does exhibit frequent willful denial and can be hesitant to confront what is said.

With McCain publically saying that Ding-Dong would be a good president, and all the tip-toeing around any criticism of His Blackness by republicans, I'd say we're pretty much screwed.

On that dire note, let me lighten my post with a joke that was just sent to me by an elderly lady-friend. Hope it's not too risque for the thread.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous,simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street".

130 posted on 04/08/2008 5:08:15 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (I am a proud supporter of Israel.)
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To: prairiebreeze

Whaaaaa!!!!


132 posted on 04/08/2008 5:24:23 PM PDT by Holding Our Breath
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To: prairiebreeze; Molly Pitcher

Congratulations, Molly. Prayers for a successful delivery. What’s the due date?

LOL!


133 posted on 04/08/2008 6:03:31 PM PDT by Jemian
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