TOTALLY GUILTY.
Bailiff, SHOOT her.
Posted on 04/04/2008 12:22:14 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
During a traffic stop, sheriff's deputies discovered a woman who had 400 pills of ecstasy hidden inside one of her body cavities.
Tanganika Miller, 18, was taken to a local hospital where doctors removed the bag of pills, which had a street value of $20,000. Miller was then arrested and charged with drug trafficking.
A spokesman for the sheriff's department said the body cavity in question was not the woman's mouth.
During the stop, deputies also discovered that all four occupants of the car had been smoking marijuana while traveling on Interstate 77. Christopher James, 22, was arrested for drug possession. The remaining two occupants were not charged.
Not at a roadside traffic stop it won't!!!!
TOTALLY GUILTY.
Bailiff, SHOOT her.
Yup. Guilty.
“Tanganika Miller, 18, was taken to a local hospital where doctors removed the bag of pills,”
They snatched her pills!
‘She probably began her life of cavity-stuffing crime by sneaking Advil into her junior school.
</sarc>
If already said, sorry just got here.
It probably began with skittles.
Hmm. I deduce that her mother was a German East African who didn't know how to spell her daughter's name and she's a Companion of the Order of the Garter.
Yeah, but that's no fun. Wouldn't you rather have inner-city gang wars and Mexican drug violence about to spill across the border?
LOL
Snizz not! The eye socket!
The story is rather brief, I’m certain that there are some items that were left out. They did the cavity search at a hospital, not at the traffic stop.
I’m thinking that a drug sniffing dog caught a whiff of something that didn’t belong.........
Dammit trussell, that is English!
But we do know her Mom was Politically Incorrect (as well as being a mighty poor speller). The former German Colony, Tanganyika, is now called Tanzania. It has been since before this cutie was born.
And I still wanna know how a traffic stop leads to a cavity search. Could it be a variation of "Do you mind if we look in the trunk?"
Ping
We know it didn't begin with Pop Rocks...
hee hee
Sorry, work called. I was bluffing about being ahead. Sometimes if you act like you’re winning people let it slide so I thought I’d see if you were paying attention.
You didn’t tell me they were vegan pills. No fishy smell?
Oh wow, I am ecstatic. Dumb assed woman. Are we supposed to FEEL bad?
I was wondering the same thing so just had to figure that an armpit was a body cavity. Otherwise, the baggy ................Oh nevermind.
Ok then...could you translate that into something I would understand? I think I’m lost! :)
I knew you would connect the earlier vagina story!
Traffic stops never led to searching my trunk; they were always content with the back seat inspection.
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