Pirate 3 sucked so bad, there has to be a Pirates 4 just to tie up all the ends that were left loose in #3, and to keep Disneyland visitors from avoiding the Pirates ride like it was Small World.
Pirates has got to be the worst, most boring ride at Disney. Makes me yearn for the comparatively, uber-exciting Small World.
Everybody who visits us wants to go and everybody comes out saying, "Well, at least it was air conditioned."
We've just gotten to the point where we tell our visitors that we will wait for them at Splash Mountain.
OTOH - Expedition Everest is a blast!
The pirates take decisive action against the little singing dolls.