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Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

424 posted on 04/06/2008 8:40:44 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of $hit, it takes all morning."

425 posted on 04/06/2008 8:41:22 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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