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Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of $hit, it takes all morning."
425 posted on
04/06/2008 8:41:22 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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To: Allegra; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; ...
9 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!
426 posted on
04/06/2008 8:42:54 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
I have no idea if cannibalism is still practiced anywhere in the world or not. But it still brings a question to mind.
If people who shun all meat are vegetarians, are cannibals then considered to be humanitarians?
434 posted on
04/06/2008 12:53:38 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
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