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To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; tongue-tied; ...

Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!   Well one day Joe goes into a store, finds a clerk and says: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?   Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me   if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."



       




183 posted on 04/04/2008 9:00:28 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

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184 posted on 04/04/2008 9:12:14 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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To: Lady Jag
"Because you're in Home Depot."

Very funny except there is a meat market in our area that sets up a smoker and concession stand on the Home Depot porch. They sell Polish sausage, hot dogs, brats, and others with onions and peppers. The smell is unbelievable. I cannot be shopping there without buying one.

187 posted on 04/04/2008 9:15:51 AM PDT by myprecious
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To: Lady Jag

A group of tourists get land at the airport in Hawaii and as usual they are greeted by a young lady that presents them with a lei and tells them “Aloha” from Hawaii.

After she says this to one fellow he says “Dumbrowski from Detroit”


222 posted on 04/04/2008 10:18:17 AM PDT by NY Attitude
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