[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

No. ;^)

There is a Freeper named Dog. Politically astute. Interest in frisbees and marital status unknown.

Although there are dog-rental outfits these days at some beaches, I’ve heard, that are supposedly helpful in breaking the conversational ice.

[WFTR]

A dog rental place would be interesting. I had a buddy in college who made friends with the folks at one of the shelters and would be allowed to go play with the puppies. When he needed a cheap date, he'd take young ladies to play with the puppies. That kind of thing can score major points with the right kind of girl.

I don't think I could ever teach a pet reptile to catch a frisbee, and they are just too slow to chase one.