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Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
FoxNews ^ | 27 March 2008 | News.com.au

Posted on 03/27/2008 11:09:39 AM PDT by batter

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

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Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

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To: aruanan
>Wombats use alcohol for purposes of seduction?

The really vile ones
drop a ruffie in, also.
Wombats. Sex, sex, sex . . .
41 posted on 03/28/2008 7:24:15 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: batter

Well, at least it wasn’t a Tasmanian Devil.


42 posted on 03/29/2008 9:41:21 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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