[envisio]

I get the same thing from my friends whom meet my ex-wife.(she was strikingly beautiful)

They say “how could you leave her” “I can’t believe you left HER”

I say “well, she was a real b**ch”

[sticker]

evans was claiming the ex-husband and this ex-nanny were getting it on and they both called her a liar. then the ex-husband started making claims about her, next thing you know: evans lawyer is asking for a gag order. of course, a lot of people see the stage persona and automatically assume she was wronged.

[cowboyway]

They say “how could you leave her” “I can’t believe you left HER”

You're Not The Best
Charlie Robison

Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known
Lord you know I loved her so and then she left me all alone
And I swore here on this barstool
I'd never make that mistake again
Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine
And I'll love you till the end

(Chorus)
So darling don't you worry cause they
Say that love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me out of my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do

You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
Leave you to drown in your own tears
You know an ugly girl she'll leave you too
But then again who really cares
And then my eyes of blue they cannot be true
They'll have to stay here in my dreams
I guess that's why old Hugh Hefner invented Playboy magazine

So sit down here beside me girl
And I will tell you what we will do
We're gonna twist them lids and hope
Our kids look more like me than you
And when that bottle is finally empty
We're gonna tumble across the floor
And I'm gonna pray my imagination is
Gonna pull me through once more

(Chorus)
So darling don't you worry cause they
Say that love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me out of my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do

[wardaddy]

I hear ya.

My ex-wife is a dopple ganger for Salma Hayek.

She was Miss Rio De Janiero in 1986.

St Pauli girl for latin America.

lead dancer for Beija Flor at Carnival.

on and on

but she was the Queen Crazy Assed Bitch of the Universe...still is.

Wife number two wasn’t into all that but did do some CMT video babe stuff but is incredibly better wife.....I wish everyone could have as successful a second marriage.

Have kids quick again helps...