[Digital Sniper]

I've dispatched a few in my yard with my Cold Steel Katana...

I feel so uncivilized. I just use a garden hoe on rattlers and scorpions while my katana remains in pristine repose in my study.

[VRWCmember]

I just use a garden hoe on rattlers and scorpions

You mean you pimp-slap rattlers with a hoe?