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To: Niteflyr

Please hold while I think of some Mexican airline jokes....


2 posted on 03/23/2008 6:04:34 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I thought Mexican airlines WERE a joke??!!!


3 posted on 03/23/2008 6:06:22 PM PDT by Niteflyr ("If you’re drawing flak, you know you're over the target".)
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To: Jeff Chandler
“Please hold while I think of some Mexican airline jokes....”

When I worked at a local airport screening passengers we had two airlines. Mexicana which flew mainly to Tijuana and Allegro which usually went to Guadalajara. One night the local authorities came out and “booted” the Allegro flight for nonpayment of their fuel bill to Pegasus corp. The local cops were on alert as the Allegro passengers were in a agitated mode because their airline went under as they were preparing to board. I was told the the people who ran Allegro did this on a regular basis and would resurface as a new corporation and proceed to rip off the fuel supplier under a new name.

6 posted on 03/23/2008 6:20:21 PM PDT by Polynikes (Hey. I got a question. How are you planning to get back down that hill?)
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To: Jeff Chandler
I Don't remember the entire line , but from Hollywood Squares,

Q.What flies thru the trees and is covered with fleas?

A."Air Mexico" Paul Lynde

7 posted on 03/23/2008 6:20:25 PM PDT by OeOeO
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To: Jeff Chandler

Pilots usually speak in English as a universal language...

Mexican pilots will have to circle while they learn...


9 posted on 03/23/2008 6:29:28 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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