[tubebender]

Here I am toiling over a hot stove for hours and all I get from you is a smelly fish story...

I am pleading with Mr Rocks to send some cool weather as it is a steamy 61 degrees on Humboldt Bay.

[NormsRevenge]

I’m not sure how I would cook a 164 lb fish.. open pit maybe

Sunny and 72 here,, It ain’t summer yet.. but ya can’t tell it for all the blossoms in muh backyard

[glock rocks]

Been driving with the roof open and winders down today. 55 and sunny. No fish, though.

...back to the article...

The fishing champion, somewhat confusingly called Bello Argungu

Should I be somewhat confused? Ibo? Okay... I'm confused.

Hello friend,

I'm somewhat confusingly called Bello Argungu, however my friends call me Tork.

I have come into a large amount of Nigerian money, and I need your help to transfer it to my bait, tackle and gun stores in Eureka. If you are looking to get rich very fast, please reply to this email. I look forward to doing business with you.

Please don't delay.

Bello Argungu, fisherman champion