[glock rocks]

Been driving with the roof open and winders down today. 55 and sunny. No fish, though.

...back to the article...

The fishing champion, somewhat confusingly called Bello Argungu

Should I be somewhat confused? Ibo? Okay... I'm confused.

Hello friend,

I'm somewhat confusingly called Bello Argungu, however my friends call me Tork.

I have come into a large amount of Nigerian money, and I need your help to transfer it to my bait, tackle and gun stores in Eureka. If you are looking to get rich very fast, please reply to this email. I look forward to doing business with you.

Please don't delay.

Bello Argungu, fisherman champion

[tubebender]

Why me??? I'm unplugging my phone and setting my iMac on a thick rubber pad, I have the jumbo tin foil beside me and will dump my guns off the Samoa bridge after the sun sets