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Posted on 03/22/2008 8:56:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
Let's see...
Maj Richard Dicks.
Simplicio Tampon (alright, your parents have to give you their last name).
Pink Angela (he was born long before Pink Floyd was popular).
Delicious Gay Burkes.
Those are the ones I remember the most...
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posted on
03/22/2008 9:53:58 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: skeptoid
A friend told me she met a doctor in Colorado and his name was Dick Head. He was a Urologist.
There was a liquor store in Santa Fe NM where the owner had his name in 3 foot tall letters, his name was PETER HANDLER.
The doctor who delivered me in Sugarland Texas was Dr. Slaughter.
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posted on
03/22/2008 9:56:08 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: MarineBrat
To: Ditter
There was a gynecologist at the University of Vermont, when my first child was born, named, Dr. Clapp.
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:05:19 PM PDT
by
Eva
(Benedict Arnold was a war hero, too.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why, oh why, do these people never mention the Floridian,
"5/8 Jamieson"?
The old Sunday supplement Ripley's Believe It Or Not hat I read it in as a teenager mentioned that his father (ca 1920, IIRC) had insisted upon it; and that it MAY have been an allusion to "an alleged irregular parentage".
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:05:40 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
To: Slings and Arrows
My parents as typical Midwest Catholics in the mid 50’s did so often name their children after Saints.
Nothing, ultimately is farther from the truth!
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:11:10 PM PDT
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Cowboy Bob
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:12:24 PM PDT
by
expatguy
("An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - New & Improved - Now with Search)
To: Slings and Arrows
English Lit professor in college — birth name — Leafy Plant — went by “Lee” — and her sister was Pansy Plant. She said parents were weird (when we asked her).
My mother is a retired teacher and she said she had a set of twins years ago (boy and girl) — their names?
Jack and Jill.
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:13:51 PM PDT
by
adopt4Christ
(The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:19:57 PM PDT
by
Drago
To: GOPJ
Ima Pigg was a real person - Cant remember if it was Pig or Pigg... Ima Hogg was the daughter of a late 19th-century governor of Texas, and famed for her beauty and graciousness.
She never got married, which strikes me as odd. I can't imagine she enjoyed her peculiar name.
Her uncle owned a livery stable in Phoenix, which had a large barn that my grandfather moved to his ranch many years ago, and which I now own.
-ccm
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:21:31 PM PDT
by
ccmay
(Too much Law; not enough Order.)
To: adopt4Christ
A guy I work with fathered twins. If they’d both been boys, it would have been Hunter and Fisher. He got Hunter out of it.
I met a girl named Winter Green.
My last name is Head. I’ve heard them all.
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:24:34 PM PDT
by
Big Giant Head
(I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
To: RepublitarianRoger2; aculeus; Billthedrill; AnAmericanMother; AnnaZ; Constitution Day
Anybody who names their kid Fanny Large should be shot.Yes, if intentional. Youd be amazed at what registers only five seconds after too late.
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:25:12 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Slings and Arrows
I went to school with Mai Yang.
To: MarineBrat
Halfway between Fairbanks and Nenana, Alaska was -
![](http://bp0.blogger.com/_9_CdsrGnegc/RpOW-9TYkUI/AAAAAAAAAMI/51GTqUr2XBM/s400/SkinnyDicks.jpg)
Don't know if it's still there.
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:40:56 PM PDT
by
skeptoid
(AA, UE, MBS [with oak leaf clusters])
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:41:38 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...)
To: Lancey Howard
My science teacher in 10th grade was named Harry Baum (H Baum) and he named his son Adam. hahahahahaha!
To: Slings and Arrows
Long Duk Dong
![](http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/donger.jpg)
AU-TO-MO-BEEEEEEEL?!!
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:49:37 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
To: MarineBrat
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posted on
03/22/2008 10:54:30 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Sure, they'd love to kill me, as long as they can do it without admitting I exist)
To: 50cal Smokepole; tubebender; B4Ranch
(for those lurkers from Rio Linda, give it a second, you'll figure it out) HAHAHAHAHA.
um, yah, it took me a second or two :o)
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posted on
03/22/2008 11:40:34 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
( So what if I'm just another frustrated drinker with a writing problem.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
03/23/2008 12:42:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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