[dighton]

Anybody who names their kid Fanny Large should be shot.

Yes, if intentional. You’d be amazed at what registers only five seconds after too late.

[aculeus]

Meanwhile in the Mother Country:

Sir Peter’s review was ordered by Ed Balls, the Children’s Secretary, last July in his first act after taking over the schools portfolio.

[AnAmericanMother]

There are two books by John Train that compile about 300 of these names . . . all documented.

. . . my personal favorites are Eucalyptus Yoho and Cashmere Tango Obedience. That and Immaculate Conception Finkelstein.

Locally, I clipped and put into the back of one of Train's books an obituary for a man named Numerous Odorus Marcus, of Tiger, GA.