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The Bird Feeder
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Posted on 03/14/2008 6:05:52 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants

The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird shit.

It was everywhere; on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the millions.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency room because it is filled with illegals; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;

I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than Old Glory are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free money and services from the government. And then they have the nerve to call me a racist just because I have the guts to tell them they aren't welcome.

Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: liberalism; ungrateful; welfare
Damned straight!
1 posted on 03/14/2008 6:05:53 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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To: Blood of Tyrants

I agree with all of that. However when my 6 or 7 bird feeders are empty. The birds just go away. They don’t bother me. I do have a Sharp Shinned Hawk nest in my neighbors yard to keep the riff raff orderly though...


2 posted on 03/14/2008 6:17:39 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Were they Katrina Crows or Burrowing Gardener Birds?


3 posted on 03/14/2008 6:26:33 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (http://www.fourfriedchickensandacoke.blogspot.com)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

The party insiders don’t really care to hear about this.


4 posted on 03/14/2008 6:27:00 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: dragnet2
"The party insiders don’t really care to hear about this."

Aye, there's the rub!

5 posted on 03/14/2008 6:32:08 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (http://www.fourfriedchickensandacoke.blogspot.com)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

Damn liberal politicians anyway.

6 posted on 03/14/2008 6:33:25 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Bird feeding to government handouts- too deep!
LOL You are funny and right!


7 posted on 03/14/2008 6:33:59 PM PDT by mojo114
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Drink the “compassionate” KoolAid you uncompassionate @sshole. :)


8 posted on 03/14/2008 7:10:34 PM PDT by LiberConservative
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Y’all must be feeding pigeons there.

Seriously - bad analogy.

(/nitpickings from a birdwatcher)


9 posted on 03/14/2008 7:23:20 PM PDT by heartwood
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To: Blood of Tyrants; HiJinx; gubamyster
Amen! And here's another bird parable, from nature:

Why Mexican illegals are driving America "cuckoo"

Why doesn't Mexico take care of its own people? Why don't the ultra-wealthy Mexican elites help to pay for the health care and education etc of their own poor? Why do they instead encourage their poor to leave Mexico and invade the United States? Nature provides a parallel that is instructive.

Some species of birds thrive not by carefully rearing their own young, but by pawning that task off on adults of other species. The European Cuckoo, whose distinctive call is immortalized in the sound of the "cuckoo clock," is the bird in which this habit has been most thoroughly studied. Female European Cuckoos lay their eggs only in the nests of other species of birds. A cuckoo egg usually closely mimics the eggs of the host (one of whose eggs is often removed by the cuckoo).

The host may recognize the intruding egg and abandon the nest, or it may incubate and hatch the cuckoo egg. Shortly after hatching, the young European Cuckoo, using a scoop-like depression on its back, instinctively shoves over the edge of the nest any solid object that it contacts. With the disappearance of their eggs and rightful young, the foster parents are free to devote all of their care to the young cuckoo. Frequently this is an awesome task, since the cuckoo chick often grows much larger than the host adults long before it can care for itself. One of the tragicomic scenes in nature is a pair of small foster parents working like Sisyphus to keep up with the voracious appetite of an outsized young cuckoo.

10 posted on 03/14/2008 7:25:01 PM PDT by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: heartwood

Try #10 instead.


11 posted on 03/14/2008 7:25:46 PM PDT by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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