FYI, I have placed a HEX upon you and yours. This is an irreversible hex and cannot be lifted by anyone but me. The moment you attempt to kill anyone you will be dead. If you attempt to remove the hex yourself, it will spread to your whole family. Then when you try to kill someone it will take out you and your entire family.
To remove this hex please send me $100,000 to my top secret island account. You have 24 hours to comply.
Have a great day, it's a pleasure to do business with you.
Sincerely,
Hexalot Forless
FYI, I have placed a HEX upon you and yours. This is an irreversible hex and cannot be lifted by anyone but me. The moment you attempt to kill anyone you will be dead. If you attempt to remove the hex yourself, it will spread to your whole family. Then when you try to kill someone it will take out you and your entire family.
To remove this hex please send me $100,000 to my top secret island account. You have 24 hours to comply.
Have a great day, it's a pleasure to do business with you.
Sincerely,
Hexalot Forless
Dear Dead Sinners,
FYI, I have learned that you and yours religion is a farce - an abvomination, in fact. This is an irreversible FACT and cannot be lifted by anyone but me. The moment you attempt to gain salvation anywhere but MY church, you will be dead in your sins. If you attempt to get to heaven withOUT my approval, by yourself, it will spread to your whole family. Then when you try to PRAY to someone it will send you and your entire family to hell
To remove this dire fate from your soul; please send me 10% to my top secret Western account. You have the rest of your life to comply.
Have a great day, it's a pleasure to do business with you.
Sincerely,
Justin Sincere
P.S. Don't drink coffee either. It's bad for you. Just a bit of wisdom here.