Posted on 03/13/2008 3:22:37 PM PDT by skyman
Yup!
(And that bat is cute. A lot of people would probably pay to have one as a pet).
Pelosi has Ed Zachary’s disease.
Ed Zachary’s disease began in North Korea. Here’s the back story:
Kim Jong Il was ronery. He was so ronery because he could not get date.
He goes to Chinese doctor to find out why. The doctor tells him to take off all his clothes and get down on the floor. Kim does so.
The doctor tells him “Crawl across the room.” Kim crawls across the room. The doctor tells him “Now turn around and crawl back.” Kim turns and crawls back.
The doctor pauses, thinks for a moment and says “Glorious leader, you have a very grave condition. I’m afraid you have Ed Zachary’s disease.”
Kim says “What is Ed Zachary’s disease?”
The doctor says “That when your face rook Ed Zachary like your @$$.”
(Some FReeper posted that some time ago, I think.)
“Says Repo (who will be 40 this year!)”
hey me too...this month!
I personally think the Olay creams are fantastic.
” I saw a pic of her when she was 15, and dem lips be real!”
Little Shiloh got mommy’s lips paired with daddy’s face.
Either the lips are real, or they have started injecting Shiloh with the stuff too.
The only thing I'm actually considering is getting some photo-resurfacing to get rid of my sun damage.
Unfortunately, I'm one of the few Germanic broads who tan really easily -- and I grew up in a beach town. So my years of sunworshiping are coming back to bite me. Only two wrinkles, but so many sun spots and freckles I look like a dalmatian. Eck!
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