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Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
AP ^
| 3/12/08
| ROXANA HEGEMAN
Posted on 03/12/2008 3:04:42 PM PDT by tips up
WICHITA, Kan. -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:04:43 PM PDT
by
tips up
To: tips up
You think the maid would have said something?
2
posted on
03/12/2008 3:05:32 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Senator McCain, what did GWB promise you back in 2000? And you believed him? BWAHAAAAA!)
To: tips up
Larry the Cable Guy says he gives up on a poop after 20 minutes.
To: tips up
This one is beyond words.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:07:03 PM PDT
by
BGHater
($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
To: tips up
You have to be, er, crapping me!
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:07:19 PM PDT
by
GunsareOK
(McKook vs Hillary/Obama--not a nickel's worth of difference.)
To: tips up
This just raises all kinds of questions.
Did they have more than one toilet.
Did the boyfriend bring her food in the toilet?
Was he still her boyfriend and why?
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:07:29 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: tips up
I read this on MSNBC earlier and all I can say is they BOTH need help, desperately. All sorts of practicalities come to mind such as clothing, sleep, trimming toenails? Just yechh!
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:07:32 PM PDT
by
TCats
(The Clintons Are Not Just Wrong - They Are Certifiable AND Dangerous! See my Page)
To: tips up
Wow, if your tissue is compressed for more than 2 hours you run the risk of getting decubitis (a.k.a. pressure ulcers or bed sores) so I imagine she may have lost alot of flesh from sitting so long in one postition. She needs a mental evaluation. I wonder what her height and weight were/are.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:10:16 PM PDT
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
To: tips up
Maybe she was mad at him for leaving the seat up.
9
posted on
03/12/2008 3:10:24 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still have evil.)
To: tips up
How and where did the boyfriend relieve himself for two years?
Inquiring minds want to know..
10
posted on
03/12/2008 3:11:21 PM PDT
by
Dallas
This has to be some kind of hoax.
To: tips up
Has Guiness been contacted?
12
posted on
03/12/2008 3:12:23 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: tips up
I can believe it. They take forever in there.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:12:52 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(Only CINOs and democRATs knowingly and willingly vote for RINOs!)
To: tips up
Someone call Guinness. This has got to be a world record.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:13:44 PM PDT
by
BGHater
($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
To: tips up
Must be one of those comfy padded seats
To: BGHater
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:20:58 PM PDT
by
Eurale
To: Crimson Elephant
This has to be some kind of hoax.I tend to agree, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:21:46 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Gold Standard: Trying to squeeze a 50 lb economy back into a 5 lb bag)
To: tips up
Would metamucil have helped?
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:22:17 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Turning the general election into a second Democrat primary is not a winning strategy.)
To: Slump Tester
Ha. My experience is that MEN spend more time on the pot than women. Who spends more time in the bathroom in general is probably debatable, but men are notorious for spending way too long navel-gazing on the throne. Not only that, but they’re notorious for leaving the room smelling like a toxic waste dump, too.
Chime in here, ladies. Am I right?
To: tips up
Meals and sleeping are obvious questions.
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posted on
03/12/2008 3:22:25 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.)
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