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1 posted on 03/12/2008 3:04:43 PM PDT by tips up
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You think the maid would have said something?


2 posted on 03/12/2008 3:05:32 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Senator McCain, what did GWB promise you back in 2000? And you believed him? BWAHAAAAA!)
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Larry the Cable Guy says he gives up on a poop after 20 minutes.


3 posted on 03/12/2008 3:06:26 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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This one is beyond words.


4 posted on 03/12/2008 3:07:03 PM PDT by BGHater ($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
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You have to be, er, crapping me!


5 posted on 03/12/2008 3:07:19 PM PDT by GunsareOK (McKook vs Hillary/Obama--not a nickel's worth of difference.)
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This just raises all kinds of questions.
Did they have more than one toilet.
Did the boyfriend bring her food in the toilet?
Was he still her boyfriend and why?


6 posted on 03/12/2008 3:07:29 PM PDT by DannyTN
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I read this on MSNBC earlier and all I can say is they BOTH need help, desperately. All sorts of practicalities come to mind such as clothing, sleep, trimming toenails? Just yechh!
7 posted on 03/12/2008 3:07:32 PM PDT by TCats (The Clintons Are Not Just Wrong - They Are Certifiable AND Dangerous! See my Page)
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Wow, if your tissue is compressed for more than 2 hours you run the risk of getting decubitis (a.k.a. pressure ulcers or bed sores) so I imagine she may have lost alot of flesh from sitting so long in one postition. She needs a mental evaluation. I wonder what her height and weight were/are.


8 posted on 03/12/2008 3:10:16 PM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
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Maybe she was mad at him for leaving the seat up.


9 posted on 03/12/2008 3:10:24 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still have evil.)
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How and where did the boyfriend relieve himself for two years?

Inquiring minds want to know..

10 posted on 03/12/2008 3:11:21 PM PDT by Dallas
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Has Guiness been contacted?


12 posted on 03/12/2008 3:12:23 PM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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I can believe it. They take forever in there.


13 posted on 03/12/2008 3:12:52 PM PDT by Slump Tester (Only CINOs and democRATs knowingly and willingly vote for RINOs!)
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Someone call Guinness. This has got to be a world record.
14 posted on 03/12/2008 3:13:44 PM PDT by BGHater ($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
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Must be one of those comfy padded seats


15 posted on 03/12/2008 3:17:35 PM PDT by Cali Redneck
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Would metamucil have helped?


18 posted on 03/12/2008 3:22:17 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Turning the general election into a second Democrat primary is not a winning strategy.)
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Meals and sleeping are obvious questions.


20 posted on 03/12/2008 3:22:25 PM PDT by Sender (Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.)
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I wonder if her boyfriend told her she was going to get it in the end.


21 posted on 03/12/2008 3:22:28 PM PDT by mass55th
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Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

WOW, to be young and healthy again and have such a functional body to maintain. LOL!

22 posted on 03/12/2008 3:23:08 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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Anyway this can be spun to be Bush’s fault?


26 posted on 03/12/2008 3:24:40 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (The faithful will keep their heads down, their powder dry and hammer at the enemies flanks.)
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Maybe she was reading a really good, long book.
Maybe she was waiting and waiting for her slow, loser boyfriend to bring her a fresh roll of TP.
Maybe she just eats way too much fiber.
Maybe her siblings were always kicking her off the toilet when she was little.
Maybe she just always wanted to be in place and "ready," or had Toilet Separation issues.
Maybe it was the world's longest fudge monkey.
Maybe she was in her bikini and was afraid to go back outside to the pool and face all the hunks who would be laughing at her toilet tracks on the backs of her legs. I can sympathize.

People, don't be so quick to judge. Don't be Toilet Trouble Intolerants. Don't be haters.

27 posted on 03/12/2008 3:25:32 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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Hmm, something about this story stinks.


29 posted on 03/12/2008 3:26:00 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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