Posted on 03/12/2008 2:54:05 PM PDT by varina davis
Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem
TALLAHASSEE (CBS4.com) ― A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.
The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."
State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.
Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."
The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.
Then they must make sure the House is "seated", before it "passes" its load "on the Senate floor".
And Crist is supposedly on the short list for VEEP. Perhaps because he will promise a roll in every cabinet?
Not Gov. Charlie, but probably a close relative.
Wow, an animation for everything. That’s totally disgusting, if you think about it!
[That’s totally disgusting, if you think about it!]
Lol, and everyone loved it when I first made it!! heh.
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I think it’s a panic!
This part I whole heartedly support.
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