Mary Ann -- More Like Mary Jane!!(Gilligan's Island Dawn Wells busted for possesion)

Dawn Wells, the actress that played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party -- and she's 69!

NOT MARY ANN!

I always thought it would all pan out more like this:

Mary Ann: married her high school sweetheart, built a home that looks happy to all, but inside is utter turmoil. Her husband cheats on her and the kids were the stoners. She drinks her self to sleep on the nights her husband "works late."

Professor: became a reclusive anarchist sending pipe bombs in the mail

Ginger: lives in some dump of a hotel in LA and bores everyone who will listen with stories about her past. Did pose for Playboy in the mid '70s in a failed bid to restore her career.

Skipper: "Now he lives in the islands, fishes the pilin's, And drinks his Green Label each day, Writing his memoirs, losin' his hearin', But he don't care what most people say" (with apologies to Jimmy Buffet)

Thurston Howell III: One word: ENRON

Mrs "Lovey" Howell: Creepy lady down the street. All the neighborhood kids know that if you walk across her yard you'll never be seen again. Brave boys run across her yard at midnight to impress the girls.

Gilligan: After a number of pot busts he gets his act together, earns multiple degrees and is now the US Rep. Gil Jubowski(R) representing California's 2nd Congressional District. Rumored to be considering a run against Senator Barbra Boxer when her seat is up.

That's the way I thought it would all work out.

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