DFU SONG: Engine Engine Number 9 (Eliot Spitzer is customer Number 9)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 3-10-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 03/10/2008 1:15:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
Eliot, you're Number 9...we have one who's really fine
Do you think you're man enough for her?
She can do amazing things...we guarantee a smile she'll bring
She's hoping you're someone who makes her purr
Do you think you'll make her purr?
Hey, Eliot, you're number 9...you only get so much time
She's a girl who loves diamonds and fur
While she is here granting your wishes
Your wife's at home doing dishes
In more ways than one you're screwed for sure
Hey, Eliot, what's next...hey, Eliot, you looked vexed
It's really some sight to see...what about your fam'ly?
Time for resignation..and stop the fornication
Joseph Bruno's getting the last laugh
This is more than a small gaff
Eliot, you're Number 9...we have one who's really fine
Do you think you're man enough for her?
She really does amazing things...we guarantee a big smile she'll bring
She is hoping you can make her purr
Do you think that you can make her purr?
Do you think that you can make her purr?