[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Engine Engine Number 9 (Eliot Spitzer is customer Number 9)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 3-10-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/10/2008 1:15:32 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - ENGINE ENGINE NUMBER 9

Eliot, you're Number 9...we have one who's really fine
Do you think you're man enough for her?

She can do amazing things...we guarantee a smile she'll bring
She's hoping you're someone who makes her purr
Do you think you'll make her purr?

Hey, Eliot, you're number 9...you only get so much time
She's a girl who loves diamonds and fur

While she is here granting your wishes
Your wife's at home doing dishes
In more ways than one you're screwed for sure

Hey, Eliot, what's next...hey, Eliot, you looked vexed
It's really some sight to see...what about your fam'ly?
Time for resignation..and stop the fornication
Joseph Bruno's getting the last laugh
This is more than a small gaff

Eliot, you're Number 9...we have one who's really fine
Do you think you're man enough for her?

She really does amazing things...we guarantee a big smile she'll bring
She is hoping you can make her purr
Do you think that you can make her purr?
Do you think that you can make her purr?

[flaglady47]

Because it fits so well on this particular thread, here it is one more time:

There once was a Govn’r named Spitzer,
Who couldn’t control his own spritzer.
He used his account for Kristen to mount,
Got caught and it’s too late to diss her.

[JCG]

Nice one.

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