[Responsibility2nd]

I knew a Candy Machine once.

[Just another Joe]

Lady to boss, "I know that the IT rule for email is to use the first initial and last name but couldn't an exception be made?"

Boss to lady, "No."

Boss's thought, (Man, that Brenda Utthead is a real whiner."

;^)

[Xenalyte]

My brother (the III one) used to date a girl named Candy Bush.

I am not making that up.