[Slapshot68]

And they’re all voting for Obama. ;)

[Conspiracy Guy]

I feel like I have met each one of these people.

[newgeezer]

You can't fix stupid

Maybe not but, we can at least try to put it in the correct forum. :O)

[chainsaw]

‘Do you know how much this is?’

Why do you think they invented bar code and scanners?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

According to the advertisements on TV,
this is the type to take medical courses!

[jdm]

I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

ROTFL!!!

[crazyhorse691]

After a meeting at a hospital I was eating lunch in the cafeteria and teasing some nurses. One nurse was complaining about light bulbs that burned out quickly in her apartment, so, I told her that the bulbs just needed recharging by wrapping them in tinfoil and placing in the freezer overnight. A few days later, after yet another meeting, I was in the cafeteria when the same nurse came over and told me that the bulbs still didn’t work. I told her that it sounded serious so she had better double wrap them this time. She sounded so happy as she left. I never did have an opportunity to go back.