Posted on 02/26/2008 9:03:14 PM PST by stainlessbanner
Child rapist loses both testicals after catching them in a meat grinder
Islamic bomb maker has an accident setting off an explosion killing 2000 al Qaida members
Osama bin Ladin accidentally beheaded by a bear trap
Al Gore stranded in snowstorm after attending a meeting on global warming
Cindy Sheehan drafted
Fugitive mass murderer hanged after getting his necktie caught in a ceiling fan
Alan Coombs is forced to vote Republican after losing a bet with Sean Hannity
New York Times is forced to print front page retraction after publishing a story claiming that George W. Bush was responsible for an earthquake in California
Sandy Berger is hospitalized by a foot disease caused from keeping paper in his socks
Harry Reid reneges on opposition to the Patriot Act after terrorists set fire to his front porch
John McCain wins NASCAR Dads' votes after winning the Daytona 500
Hillary Clinton loses soccer mom vote because soccer moms don't have time to vote
Chicago Cubs win World Series after George Steinbrenner buys team and brings entire Yankee roster with him
Rosie O'Donnell says that the depletion of the rain forest is caused by people in America owning guns
Dixie Chicks to play for the Bush family barbeque in Crawford, Texas this year
Michael Moore makes a film about the superiority of health care in Botswana, unfortunately Mr. Moore hasn't finished the film as he was forced to return to America for treatment of a rare disease he contracted while on location in Botswana
Dennis Kucinich picks running mate and demands a recount
The House of Representatives has decided to change the House Intelligence Committee to the House Committee on Steroid Use in Baseball
O.J. Simpson will do a Ginsu commercial
Pray for our troops.
What do you think?
God Bless America
Charlie Daniels
February 18, 2008
I always thought the most appropriate punishment for these sick puppies would be to securely metal-strap their testicles to the wall of a shed, give them a knife sharp enough to cut off their testicles but not the metal straps and then set the shed on fire.
What I want to know about mcnutts winning the Daytona was did he have the left turn indicater on as he took the checkers?
Dude, you’re cold.
I must say, I like the idea though.
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