You may as well lick a doorknob
Don't ever post something like this.
Cause you know someone will google it and come up with something like this...
I then searched frantically for another metal item that could satiate my developing tongue lust. I scrurried over to our entry area, got down on my hands and knees and began to lick the door knob. It was perfect - the metal was cool and firm, yet still supple and bulbous. As my licking grew more intense, my dog wanted to join in on the act. We then each took one half of the door knob, licking in unison, and together entering into a realm of ecstacy that can only be reached the brave few who lick metal objects. It’s difficult to transcribe the thoughts that went through my head during these moments, but it went something like this:“Lick, lick, lick, lick… Continue licking… This tastes so wonderful… Don’t stop licking… Lick faster… Lick, lick, lick…”
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