Yeah a close second to a marrying crimp on a blasting cap and time fuse held behind ya at the butt cheek that goes off !
OWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWO !!!!
Recuperation is lots of standing, rice paddy prone and laying on the floor with the kids to watching TV !
Thankfully, I haven’t experienced that one.
But I did have the OC’s throw a bunch of artillery simulators at my feet, mainly due to me popping out from the brush behind them and scaring them.
(Hey, nature called.. thankfully before having those things go off at my feet.)