[ClearCase_guy]

On the one hand, the masseuse could not have heard him snoring, because he had been dead for 3 hours, and rigor mortis had already begun to set in.

On the other hand, it's a shame that 911 wasn't called right away -- precious minutes were wasted while the masseuse called Mary Kate Olsen.

I'm not sure these two factoids go together very well, but I don't think the journalist caught it.

[Scotswife]

it was the housekeeper who heard him snoring around noon.

[brwnsuga]

thats wrong, the maid was the one that reportedly heard the snoring, not the massuese