[Darlin']

Fat? Naaaw, from this angle the bulkiness around the middle appears to be more the vest than you but ... ahem ... uh... your hair looks sorta blue

[Quilla]

Just wanted to say hey to “you people” and hope everyone is doing well.

Much love,
Q

[catpuppy]

Darlin', I must disagree. That "vest" sharkboy is wearing is meant to hide his rather unsuitable for real beach middle. As for the blue hair, you are correct. It does look blue. But in surferdude's defense it could be just a reaction to the bitterly cold water or to the pollution therein.

No wonder he stays in the frozen north where no one will notice.