the asylum works........we need all of you there...........
:-)
A perfect description of everything Michigan. Having visited the drive by state and seen its authentic war zone look, I can understand why you stay. It would probably be suicidal to make a run for the Ohio or Indiana border ... and attempting to swim to freedom through the glowing waters of Erie or Michigan would probably result in your growing a few extra ears or a new foot sprouting out of your elbow.
Better just stay put and hope that the next blizzard (probably in a week or two) makes it safe for you to travel.