[catpuppy]

Here we have an abundance of youthful senior bikini clad lovelies leatherettes...........

I'm surprised to learn that you admit to Michigan's lack of youthful and lovely ladies. It is probably due to the fact that all the young and beautiful who survive the drive by shootings and death by rust or frostbite flee to warmer, friendlier places. While I'm not familiar with "leatherettes," there being nothing like that around here, I'd guess that your "leatherettes" are either very old or very bundled up against Michigan's arctic temperatures.

[Lakeshark]

Nice try pup.

I've visited the whole state of Floriduh, and quite frankly.......

You can have it. You and the leatherettes......aka pup's "beach bunnies" jumbled in the asylum along with the early bird specials........

:-)