Only because there are so few people targets left in Michigan.
Michigan again reported the highest jobless rate, 15.2 percent, in June. (The last state to have an unemployment rate of 15.0 percent or higher was West Virginia in March 1984.) -- Bureau of Labor Statistics
Turn the light off when you leave. Oh never mind. Someone will shoot it out.
So, you not only have to deal with the bluehairs, you actually have a higher true jobless rate.
Insofar as shooting out the lights, don't worry, Obamacare will deal effectively with your state another way...........The Floriduh history of "right to die" will no doubt come back to guide the methodology.