I saw a bumper sticker that may help:
"Annoy a liberal,
Enjoy your life."

Whenever I see those Prius drivers with their BO stickers.... there is always steam coming out of their ears, wild-uncombed-grey hair flying.... and I glare at them.
I think I’ve said before, on our side of town there aren’t very many (we have the most gun owners and conservatives), but if I venture west into the People’s Republic of Berkeley East, it can get scary.