[Darlin']

Yes, it was hard to avoid. What a vulgar woman she is. First, who would ever think that was appropriate attire for anyone to wear to Westminster? Second, the woman has a big gut, a huge rear end, atrocious posture and can’t walk like a woman no matter what the footwear, not even in $500.00 Lanvin sneakers. Soooooo, why put it all out there on display? Its an “in da hood’ thang”, I guess.

[catpuppy]

From the Mail Online, Her taste for restrained elegance has earned her the title of First Lady of Fashion ... On a visit to Westminster Abbey she wore a trendy colourful tunic embellished with ribbons and fabric flowers. Teaming the look with a patterned belt the U.S. First Lady made the most of her narrow waist....

Pay no attention to your lying eyes.

Repeat after me: RESTRAINED ELEGANCE! FASHIONABLE! TRENDY! NARROW WAIST!

Narrow waist? Better say that several times just to make sure it sticks ...