A few minutes ago...
The phone rings.
I answer it.
Robovoice says “This is a national survey, if you would like to participate press.”
1
“If you consider yourself left or liberal press 1.”
“If you consider yourself center or moderate press 2.”
“If you consider yourself right or conservative press 3.”
3
*click*
Voicemail: “This is Jodie with [insert generic company name here] looking to reduce your debt”
My next voicemail message will be something about violating Jodie and her coworker’s souls and starring in tentacle hentai.
I’m tired of cell spam.
Uh, my friend, the phone should have clicked at
this is a national survey. These are put up jobs dontchya know? CO