Voicemail: “This is Jodie with [insert generic company name here] looking to reduce your debt”
My next voicemail message will be something about violating Jodie and her coworker’s souls and starring in tentacle hentai.
I’m tired of cell spam.
Voicemail: Zees ees Bitteshark, der faderland boots der shtompin vas neetin more shpamin. Press “ein” eef you haf papers.