[catpuppy]

The people who cannot tell the difference between grouper and catfish are blue-haired Michiganders who were raised on heavy metal laced fish that glow even in bright sunlight.

[Lakeshark]

From the article: "Swindled and beaten bloodier than most states by the economic crisis, Florida is lying awake at night like a terrified cardiac patient, praying the angina will pass. The confidence games here were ruinous. The housing fraud was industrial-scale. The economic shortsightedness bordered on lunacy."

Better is one day in Michigan than a thousand in flat, ugly Floriduh........cept in March and April.........