Mainly because your state continues to sing it...........I do really feel bad for you. Perhaps you should go to go to an overpass and get some rarified air.......
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Careful. The frostbite is causing you to stammer. If you can find a dry place, thaw a bit by trying to light a fire. Better still, conserve your energy--such as it is-- by just waiting until one of Detroit's skilled arsonists comes your way.