[Pippin]

HEY DARKS!

I looked at mine

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the icy wasteland! It is Pippin, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you until the Earth stands still!!"

Beware!

[Lakeshark]

It is Fritter, stems clutching the sides of the strudel dish! She cobblers cinammon like:

I'm seriously going to bruise myself falling off this tree until the Earth catches me.

Fixed. :-)

[Darksheare]

Mine is horrible.
And it deals with hardened pitas.