In need of serious redaction:
Living in paradise the ugliest, flattest place on the globe and not having to experience months of bitter cold sweat and hurricanes, plus always losing football games to Michigan. Life sucks, so I think I'll go watch the blue hairs cavort......
Fixed to reflect all truth....
:-)
NOTE TO SHARKEY:
Stop work on your shrine to the "big" 10's 2007 and 2008 BCS National Championships and to Michigan Tom Brady's undefeated team, all of which continue to exist only in your frozen fantasy world.
ps--Are you folks in the rust bowl really buying Rustoleum in the economical 50 gallon drum?